Quotes Funny 50th Birthday Slogans

But everything else starts to wear out fall out or spread out.

Quotes funny 50th birthday slogans.

See more ideas about birthday quotes birthday humor 50th birthday quotes. Franklin pierce adams. As you grow older it will avoid you. Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.

Funny 50th birthday sayings. Fun is like life insurance. Make up your mind to take on exciting new challenges right after your nap. Funny 50th birthday sayings if you cannot do great things at 50 do small things in a great way.

Old age is like underwear. My first choice was 1978 but the time machine was booked. May 24 2019 explore debbie gray s board funny 50th birthday quotes followed by 118 people on pinterest. Now is the time to make your mark on the world explore the antarctic or become an astronaut.

It creeps up on you anon. Teasing about middle age is almost mandatory at 50 and these following quotes are gentle but funny and sure to bring a laugh. Funny 50th birthday sayings group 4. Feb 5 2019 explore ann braunack s board funny 50th birthday quotes on pinterest.

Jean sorensen maybe it s true that life begins at fifty. Do not worry about avoiding temptation. For my 50th birthday my husband and i spent a weekend in rehoboth beach. The older you get the more it costs.

Funny 50th birthday quotes group 3. Middle age is when a man has got a handle on life and life has put handles on his waist anon.